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Mean Machine

2001 99 min ★ 6.2 Comedy Drama

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

Director: Barry Skolnick Writer: Andrew Day Writer: Charlie Fletcher Writer: Chris Baker

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Cast

Vinnie Jones Vinnie Jones Danny Meehan
David Kelly David Kelly Doc
David Hemmings David Hemmings Governor
Ralph Brown Ralph Brown Burton
Vas Blackwood Vas Blackwood Massive
Robbie Gee Robbie Gee Trojan
Geoff Bell Geoff Bell Ratchett
John Forgeham John Forgeham Sykes
Sally Phillips Sally Phillips Tracey
Danny Dyer Danny Dyer Billy the Limpet
Jason Flemyng Jason Flemyng Bob Likely
Jason Statham Jason Statham Monk